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The permanent collection

Every work, by room. Each has a label, a curator's note, installation views and, where the client agreed, a line from the visitors' book.

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  • A large canvas of a minimalist shop page with coffee beans and a coral button on a gallery wall, a bag of coffee on a plinth in front of it and a woman photographing the canvas.

    Still Life with Checkout

    2026Astro, Stripe and Supabase on Cloudflare; coffee beans on loan from the clientCourtesy of Pražírna Vltava

    A small Prague coffee roaster sold beans by phone and at a market stall. Now they sell them while they sleep, on a site that weighs less than one of their old photos.

    Orders placed online:0%74%

  • An enormous painting of four bright green circles on a white gallery wall, an older critic in a tweed jacket stroking his chin in front of it.

    Composition in Green, 100/100/100/100

    2025React, Vite and a performance budget enforced in CICourtesy of Denní Kurýr

    A daily news site that took six seconds to show a headline on a phone. Two weeks later the scores were four green circles, and the newsroom framed them.

    Headline on screen (phone):6.2 s1.1 s

  • A black server rack displayed alone in the middle of an empty white gallery behind a low rope, two visitors whispering at a respectful distance.

    The Persistence of Cache

    2024TypeScript, Postgres and a great deal of patience, on a single well-behaved serverCourtesy of Kolo Logistics

    A courier company planned its routes on a spreadsheet that took a minute to open. The new app plans them before the coffee is ready.

    Morning planning time:55 min9 min

  • An open cardboard box overflowing with white packing peanuts on a white plinth, a gallery attendant carefully sweeping the spilled peanuts back.

    Readymade (npm install)

    2023TypeScript, 4 kB, and an unreasonable number of packing peanutsCourtesy of The open source community

    A tiny library for background jobs, published on a Sunday and still in use by teams the artist has never met. The peanuts are a comment on dependencies.

    Size, minified and gzipped:4 kB

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